BrandMyLaptop Orthies @MemeDansOrthies

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0 €soldgoal 4 524 €

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The details.

The machine

Laptop
Mac · 16″ lid
Model
MacBook Pro 14" M5 Max 64Go 2To
Owned by the seller
Being funded by these sales
What it costs
4 524 €

Where it goes

  • Build in public — posts and videos
  • Coworking spaces and cafés
  • Conferences and meetups
  • Business travel
  • Client and investor meetings
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What a spot gets you

4 × Small
5.1 × 5.1 cmfrom 226 €
3 × Medium
10.8 × 4.6 cmfrom 362 €
4 × Large
10.8 × 6.3 cmfrom 500 €
Stays on for
24 monthsfrom purchase
Listing closes
19 September 2026

Printed as die-cut vinyl at the size shown, plus a listing on this page with a link to your site. The seller puts it on and photographs the lid once the machine has been bought and delivered.

Who you are buying from

I’m going indie — building my own things — and this eight-year-old Mac is the bottleneck. Brands don’t sticker the relic: you fund a new 16" Mac, then your logo lives on that lid for 24 months, plus the sites and apps I ship. Campaign closes around 19 Sept 2026. Come ride along.

Orthies

@MemeDansOrthies · 70 followers

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They take the payment, approve your logo, print the sticker and put it on their own laptop. BrandMyLaptop runs the listing and takes 10% — we are not a party to the sale, and we do not check the laptop ourselves.

Proof

No photo yet — the seller posts one once the stickers are on the lid.

Paying goes straight to Orthies through Stripe. If they refuse your logo you are refunded in full and nothing is printed. If the goal isn't reached, every sold sticker still goes on — the seller tops up the machine themselves, or refunds the spots they can't deliver. Nobody promises you impressions — a sticker is presence, and it is a paid placement rather than a recommendation.

The spots.

One price each, paid in full. Your logo goes to Orthies for approval before it appears.